Sock Cop born in 1883 lived a normal life until at age 29 in the year 1912 a time traveling caveman shot him with a laser sending him instantaneously at a speed of 670616615.1 miles per hour (almost that of the speed of light in a vacuum.) He spent exactly 7 days at this speed as 93 years passed on Earth. Arriving in the year 2005, Sock was bewildered by the new technology and he couldn't believe what he was seeing. In just one weeks time his whole life turned upside down. Now the year 2016 Sock is age 133 by calendar years, but he is just a little over 40 due to his time dilation, which explains why he looks so good for 133.

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